butshutup:

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butshutup:

Glow/Quriky

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  • Korra: (to Zuko) You knew Aang better than anyone.
  • Meanwhile in the South Pole...
  • Katara: For some reason I feel like I really wanna punch Korra...

dinennirnaeth:

Re-blogging ‘cause I think everyone could use this at one point in there life or

sheadoreslou:

“If you stay, I’ll do whatever you want. I’ll quit the band, go with you to New York. But if you need me to go away, I’ll do that, too. I was talking to Liz and she said maybe coming back to your old life would be too painful, that maybe it’d be easier for you to erase us. And that would suck, but I’d do it. I can lose you like that if I don’t lose you today. I’ll let you go. If you stay.” 
- Gayle Forman, If I Stay
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sheadoreslou:

“If you stay, I’ll do whatever you want. I’ll quit the band, go with you to New York. But if you need me to go away, I’ll do that, too. I was talking to Liz and she said maybe coming back to your old life would be too painful, that maybe it’d be easier for you to erase us. And that would suck, but I’d do it. I can lose you like that if I don’t lose you today. I’ll let you go. If you stay.” 

- Gayle Forman, If I Stay

  • godric: i took your advice salazar
  • salazar: what advice
  • godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
  • salazar: oh no
  • godric: i got a 60 foot lion
  • salazar: oh no
  • godric: she's in the grounds right now
  • salazar: OH NO
  • godric: look out the window bro
  • salazar:
  • salazar: wait i dont see her
  • godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
  • salazar:
  • godric:
  • salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
  • godric: ayyyyy
  • salazar: ayyyyy
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nevver:


Buzz, buzz
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nevver:

Buzz, buzz

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ieatbabyhipsters:

nosdrinker:

it’s september what the fuck

omFG

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unexplained-events:

thelonepeartree:

unexplained-events:

110-year old reusable condoms made from fish bladder (used)

Condoms and the idea of protected sex have been around for a while now, but what might amaze you is how much someone might pay for these used condoms made from fish bladder. Austrian Dorotheum, housed an auction for these five condoms.These condoms could be reused about ten times each.

If you look at the box, there are signs of crosses on the packaging that may indicate how many times the condoms were used before by the owner. You would think that would drive the price down, but no, they sold for 2000 Euros.

SOURCE

Check out the world’s oldest condom

hold on baby, let me slip a FISH BLADDER right oN MY DICK so i can FUCK YOU WITH IT

Also, let me save it for later so we can use it again